my 2 hour massage experience

Soim at the massage right now getting my 2 hour massage and it feels great! I used to get massages once every week but I'm poor now so its once a month now. I have to say massages are like a drug and you just can't stop its a life time thing! Well anyways I love how asian people always talks smack! Hahahah and yup I am asian that's why I have a whole blog that talks smack. Hahahah well I love massages, spas, and my all time favorite nail salons cuz they all have the same thing in common... they all talk smack. First they ask you are you chinese? Are you vietnamese? My answer nope I'm korean hahaha and listen in on the stuff they talk about and in the end i would say hahaha I'm just playing I'm chinese and I understood every single word you said and guess what?? You're not getting tipped!!! LMAO! So I'm here now and so far so good no one is talking anddd they didn't ask a thing haahha have a great night people!

you crazy driver + class + target

ok so today after the first class me and my friend decided to get some chipotle. when we got off i lined up and these guys were behind me. my friend came in saying "you're a crazy ass driver!" the guy said how you know?? you saw my ambulance?? hahah she was referring to me but that ambulance drivers friends all thought they were talking about him cuz hes a crazy driver too hahahah then in class the teacher called us to go outside to talk... hahha we got introuble cuz we talking to loud while he was teaching. then what i hate the most is... going to TARGETTTT ! but i swear it got so much bigger hahaha i went to target after class to buy some pencils cuz i didnt have pencils for a math class! well anyways i went in wanting to buy pencils i went out buy 109$ worth of stuff. i heckaaaa hate target!!! hahah big FML right there.

i know i know some people might think im hecka weird, but who cares hahah im random and its tight cuz imma G LOL

>_< retarded drivers!!!

so today i got out of class and this stupid retard came out of the parking lot right in front of me driving heckaaaa slow! i hate retards who do that! dont come out in front of other cars if you drive slower. this is what causes accidents! oh not only that i hate people that get out from class and you'll be waiting for their parking and it takes them like 5 mins for them to start their car its like you gotta flirt with the car for it to start and back up!!! hahaha i know im very impatient but retards out there gotta learn to drive!

ok now its time for me to go to class and i just cant wait to tell you about it.

what a fridge should look like.

Okay so the most important part of the house is.. the kitchen! and the most important thing in the kitchen is the fridge! when i was little i used to go to my aunt's friends' houses and everything and everyone's kitchen looks so... ugly! not only that i noticed when you go into people's houses it smells funny. what i respect the most is what is in the fridge and how it looks like on the outside. i always hated those plain what fridges... its all about the stainless steel! so heres what i have in my fridge. 99% of it is... drinks. i have anything from alcohol to water. i got the wine, vodka, beer, tequila, almost any type of alcohol on the door of the fridge. and here is the inside of it. of course you gotta change drinks every week so its always never the same in my fridge. and look... there is no food in there. why? because food is suppose to be fresh! so when you pick or buy it or w.e its best to cook it not leave it in the fridge for like a week!

First Post

So from my title you should know that im gonna be talking wayyy too much smack on here. the deal is read it if you like it if you dont then thats too bad cuz idgaf ! and yes im a vegetarian haha. what i hate the most is people who drive wayyy to slow to be driving in the first place! So today well i should say everyday, there are some people who drives sooo slow and makes me late for class! and you know how they be talking on the phone and think they hecka tight and everything... well sorry to ruin your dreams, but you're not cool! oh and i hate those people who always show off their cheap coach bags and think they tight cuz its all about louis vuitton! i know i know im super random but i really dont give a F*** about what you think LMAO .

nice first post right?? hahah